Jorgen: With my muscles I will tussles With all those
Who dare discusses A clear and Present crisis To my authority with my knuckles You will buckles Like a chicken you will clucks For I so do love Da Ruleses And I know Da Rules love me
You will learn to fear my mighty fist If my song won't help you get the gist And though you fools might disagree But you will all answer to me
With this polka I will choke-a but first this frappe mocha
I was shocked when I awoke-a To a world where kids all ruled With my biceps I must try-ceps To see the kids are now denied-ceps The magic we'll supply-ceps For your jobs must be retooled
Oh, I love to get to draw the line And you morons make me all the time For the rules are very clear Und now the time is here
For me to Pull back the fairies
Head Pixie & Sanderson: Pull 'em back Pull 'em back Pull 'em back
Jorgen: Bring them all home one by one Pull back the fairies
H.P. & Sanderson: Pull 'em back Pull 'em back Pull 'em back
Jorgen: Now that my mocha is done Pull back the fairies
H.P. & Sanderson: Pull 'em back Pull 'em back Pull 'em back
Jorgen: Now that kids have the reins Now we're pulling, pulling, pulling, back the fairies So I can...