Timmy: On Halloween, Out through the night... You should be filled. With fear and fright, But I don't see. Much here tonight? 'Cause everything is so FAKE!
Timmy: I want something real and real scary. Not cardboard, or sqeaky, or clean! I want something that's big, green and hairy! Cosmo: Like a frog on a fur trampoline?
Timmy: NO!
Timmy: It's time to get down to business, And spook up this boring scene... I wish things were real, and real scary. Tonight on Halloween!
Cosmo, Wanda and monsters: Real and scary!
Timmy: Like a vampire's fangs in the night.
Cosmo, Wanda and monsters: Real and scary!
Timmy: Like a witch on her broom taking flight!
Cosmo, Wanda and monsters: Real and Scary!
Timmy: Like an unwashed, forgotten latrine,
Cosmo, Wanda and monsters: Real and Scary!
Cosmo: Like a zit-covered, hormone-crazed teen?
Teen: Hi!
Timmy: So that's what I want Real and Scary. So when I trick-or-treat, they can see, That I am a force to be dealt with And they'd better give their candy to me!
Timmy: I wish we were all real and scary! I wish this were one freaky scene! I wish the whole world were real scary! Tonight on Halloween!