Grandma's got a Facebook Now she's hitting on my friends. Don't care how it started But now it's got to end. Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts, But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
Well ever since grandpa passed away She's been chillng at home. Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone. So, I set her up a Facebook And gave the address To my friends And I asked them all to send a request. And no one would have guessed One day she'd go wild, But grandma got obsessed And changed her profile To Slutty McButtSex And I was appalled When I saw a bunch of pictures of her Cleavage on her wall.
Grandma's got a Facebook Now she's hitting on my friends. Don't care how it started But now it's got to end. Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts, But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
Then she Updated her status yeah, And it made me pissed 'cause she said her grandson Was a crybaby bitch! And all my stupid friends Wrote her back and they laughed. And they all like her comment 'cause they're wack and i'm mad. Is this considered abuse Yeah you'd be pissed at her too 'cause now her list of to do's Is just pictures of dudes. I wanted her to make friends But she's about to seduce. My homeboys With a mixture of vodka and prune juice.
Grandma's got a Facebook Now she's hitting on my friends. Don't care how it started But now it's got to end. Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts, But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
I check my Facebook daily. I get a friend request from this old ass lady. I know it's your grandma, But I ain't gonna lie. She's rocking that muu muu, And looking all fly. I want to smack your grandma On her wrinkly ass Wrinkly ass Wrinkly ass! I want to smack your grandma On her wrinkly ass Wrinkly ass Wrinkly ass! Butterscotch my balls Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath I want to put my hands in your Grandma's candly dish.
Grandma's got a Facebook Now she's hitting on my friends. Don't care how it started But now it's got to end. Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts, But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.