Jarvan IV: I'm dropping Cataclysms on you Yes, I'm pulling the lever It's Jarvan 4 & Team Demacia Now and forever I'm like the Bad News Baron And my spear is the courier I'm wrecking hundreds of you scrubs Like I'm a Dynasty Warrior You think I'm giving this my all? I just aggressively taunt The way I zoom across the battle Fuckers think I'm LeBlanc You better get my plate number I'm a speedy Jar Van I hope you like goat horns 'Cus you're about to get rammed
Pantheon: Face me you cowards Take your final breath I'm the closest thing you're getting To an honorable death This battle is a toss up Just like Janna's twisters Hitting high like the screaming When I'm spearing your sisters Death from the skies Like imperial dreadnaughts Down faster than your testicles The Pantheon man drop I'll knock you out the park Like my last name is Buckner Circle on the ground Coming in motherfucker
Rumble: If on my turf noobs happen to tumble Then look out scrub lords 'cause here comes Rumble I can jump onto white base Knee high to thrusters Drop rockets down like my name is Gunbuster I can kick it with palm trees or trade with my enemy It's guaranteed you fools will become my stardust memory I get drunk off the battle Just slaughter 'til I vomit 'Cause my vacation is over Time to meet the Red Comet
Heimerdinger: They say for turrets One needn't any skill But my snowball cannons They really think you need to chill If you believe that lightning Can never strike twice I've got a few missiles on me That will help you break the ice I'm plowing all you scrubs I'm shoveling the lane Just hope I don't get a Mejai's Cause my snowball's insane I always stay frosty I'm the scientific hero You worms are going spineless Because I'm your Sub Zero
Ahri: Playtime's over Ahri's gonna wreck ya And stagger you like hiccups There's a birthday today? 'Cus all your cakes are getting lit up Popstar occupation Diva is my title I make you bow and worship me That's why I'm called an idol I'm here to outfox the nation With magic penetration I'm live on every station It's this Girl's Generation You fans and freaks alike Provide this Goddess with her funds And when you're worthless I devour Devil Devil Run Run
Brand: Millions of minions are dying in flames Infernal avarice leaves me craving your brains If Alistar steps up then he won't see tomorrow Like George A. Romero kills Guillermo del Toro My hunger burns endless, on you I shall feast Cho'Gath looks anemic when he stands near the superbeast Outside don't count, it's what inside your head One step in my direction you'll be Walking Dead