(I always shoot first) Just take a sit un im popping off like a light gun Miss Fortune is here to have some fun engaging in this duck hunt, I tear up all your pixels with these super powered pistols, You are scared of my like Fiddle? Struttin round my lane a little You'll hear a POP! POP! And drop goes your mop top I short hop these swamp crocs and pitfall you dumb jocks You throw a tantrum or a barrel then you know the rules, this lady's on your track and fortune doesn't favor fools
Rainbow Pony:
Hear my hooves, be despaired and amazed Might of the shadow isles? More like shadow arcade I'm ahead of my peers, I obliterate the track you see my horseman of fear, this robot unicorn attacks! I'm the slicer and dicer, my scythe the divider, weak rats in the pack are controlled by this piper and though this fantasy is your final, you can't see past the salt if you're quivering in fear or you're just bravely default You see im vicious like warwick, and slightly less feral don't need a kong or ateliers, with Gragas I barrel Once I carved you to cutlets pray your suffering ends there you're getting trampled by the stallion and you're just a flanders mare
Shut up already! I'm just setting up my macros This keyboard warrior she lives just to take your aggro I show up in the lane it's time to base and get your stitches I support every day and yet i carry all you bitches! What's that little glow? It's Sonna yo. Killing OTGs, hella air game bro In the lane I rule man you already know that there ain't no way you see evo You're getting #REKT by Ralph man, best believe you're losing mad quick and though im not poison all you baddies can suck my joystick
(You are not prepared) Behold this wave of destruction upon the land, Valoran understands the might of this master hand Engaging in battle, this heroes are such a bore I delight in making them little marks on the floor Think me small? Think my ambitions meager? Think thee my equal? NONE RIVAL VEIGAR MY DECREE FROM THE STARS, MY WILL BE DONE IS ANYONE WORTHY? I SAY NOT EVEN ONE BE YOU BORN OF DRAGONS OR A WARRIOR OF LIGHT? ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THIS EMPEROR'S MIGHT YOU'VE COME ALL THIS WAY, OH WHAT A HASSLE, SEEKING YOUR DAMSEL? SHE'S IN ANOTHER CASTLE BELIEVE ME TO BE CRAZY PSYCHO CRUSHING LIKE BISON THERE IS NO SCAPE, I'M THE EVENT HORIZON