Captain Teemo, I'm armed and ready! I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading Like a pox when I blind you, I sneak up behind you You'll run, but I'll find you, leave presents inside you Back up, I'm here to carry my team on my back When it's clear that nobody can match up Like Prince, when the purple is raining and all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up But here I stand, a Yordle holding your life in his hands One dart and you're back to the stands All those best laid plans, Fall to the sand When there's no kryptonite for this Superman Omega Squad, say hello to the new God, My darkside is too raw, but war's just what I live for I'm sick to my stomach of little repungnat deliberate bugs with the mouths that keep running Toxic or nothing! Pestilence runneth, famine I hunger and for death I cometh Apokilips arrives, taking no sides, but Teemo is here to decide The fate of the enemy five who pray to survive, but none of them leave here alive Shrooms for you all in the room This is your tomb While my dominance will resume Say your farewells, if Teemo is Satan, I'm dragging you, kicking and screaming, into Elo Hell