Kennen Master Ninja, a hero of the storm I'm here to counteract the blizzard lightning's keeping you warm And with the shimmering shadow, you're gonna feel the Rakiri An AOE of Thor's armada striking anyone near me Thunder drop is in the zone Smite you down and send you on Blitzkrieg in the middle lane, mark you till you feel the pain Stopping dead within your tracks, then you hear the thunder crack Leave you blind, like you're Lee Sin You're in the dust, I am the wind Flash of League of Legends, Yordle Zeus is what they're calling me The Telsa coils around the team till they form a dichotomy The lightning blast lobotomy This homicidal side of me, conflicting with the notion that I got my medical degree No ordinary doctor Kennen M.D.'s gonna hit the scene An artist with a shuriken or a scalpel, all the same to me Cause dress me up or down it makes no difference when I'm owning ya Bandle City got it's hero, this one's for Ionia
Oh, little heros. How quickly you fall. Kneel before the rod, I am the hand of desecration My will is the force that shall undo creation Impeded by you weaklings, such nerve, such gall Valoran at my hand? Now, that's thinking too small Imagine if you will, a small nexus of worlds As they curl and unfurl, binding lights in a swirl Clad in darkness, so distant, so vast, and destructive A cluster of stars that bend to my instruction Take it to the galaxy, you won't last long Blowing up the planet like you're on Krypton Generating mana Q is stacking up the damage you were never gonna manage, suddenly you're gone E: Now you're standing in my sight R: Losing half your life Nowhere left to run, when you're sitting in a stun timer ticking down to one W goodnight Ever so suddenly, you're cowering up to me Chaotin supremacy, no AD for this entropy Such a thrill when this fire's ignited Watching you devided, never been so excited
Is that a rocket is your pocket? Tristana's her to annihilate the Battlefield So head to my bottom lane, won't you tell me how you really feel? You're just another target, you're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning. Once you're in my sights, you're getting shot up by my boomer cannon Hit you with the timer, then I rocket so we get together Fire till explosion, then I'm out. I guess I'll call you never Next thing you know, you're up at home, feeling a little mad But tilting lasts forever, sorry babe, you're just a one-night stand
Captain Teemo, I'm armed and ready! I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading Like a pox when I blind you, I sneak up behind you You'll run, but I'll find you, leave presents inside you Back up, I'm here to carry my team on my back When it's clear that nobody can match up Like Prince, when the purple is raining and all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up But here I stand, a Yordle holding your life in his hands One dart and you're back to the stands All those best laid plans, Fall to the sand When there's no kryptonite for this Superman Omega Squad, say hello to the new God, My darkside is too raw, but war's just what I live for I'm sick to my stomach of little repungnat deliberate bugs with the mouths that keep running Toxic or nothing! Pestilence runneth, famine I hunger and for death I cometh Apokilips arrives, taking no sides, but Teemo is here to decide The fate of the enemy five who pray to survive, but none of them leave here alive Shrooms for you all in the room This is your tomb While my dominance will resume Say your farewells, if Teemo is Satan, I'm dragging you, kicking and screamin in elohell