[Travis:] Hahaha You know what it is Gym class heroes, the dream It's hard to look innocent when I got cookie crumbs all over my face
[Chorus:] [The Dream:] I like girls They like me They look so good In their satin jeans Want you to be the one And my only I wanna be faithful But I can't > < keep > < my > < hands > < out > the < cookie > < jar >. [Travis:] My < hands >, my hands, my ha uh my hands < Can't > < keep > my hands, my hands, my, uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my < Can't > < keep > my < hands >, my hands my hands < out > the < cookie > < jar >.
[Travis:] You see I got this problem I need help tryna solve it Cause meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie whore You can hide them, I'm a find them, on the counter, in the closet And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate My girl be setting booby traps To catch me eating Scooby snacks I left crumbs in the bed once But I told her I was through with that She still don't be believing me And I guess that I'm cool with that But I got a sweet tooth, that'll never come loose And the truth of the matter is.
[Chorus:] [The Dream:] I like girls, They like me They look so good In they're satin jeans Want you to be the one And my only I wanna be faithful But I < can't > < keep > < my > < hands > < out > the < cookie > < jar > [Travis:] My < hands >, my hands, my ha uh my hands < Can't > < keep > my hands, my hands, my, uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my < Can't > < keep > my < hands >, my hands my hands < out > the < cookie > < jar >.
[Travis:] I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them Butter Pecan Puerto Rican, Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians. Hazelnut Brazilians, Macadamia Caucasians, Double stuffed or thin mint It don't matter you getting it Cause I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose And the fact of the matter is.
[Chorus:] [The Dream:] I like girls, They like me They look so good In they're satin jeans Want you to be the one And my only I wanna be faithful But I < can't > < keep > < my > < hands > < out > the < cookie > < jar > [Travis:] My < hands >, my hands, my ha uh my hands < Can't > < keep > my hands, my hands, my, uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my < Can't > < keep > < my > < hands >, < my > < hands > < my > < hands > < out > the < cookie > < jar >.
[Travis:] I'm a monster for these cookies I'm a beast for their treats An animal for their crackers Head to feet they so damn sweet < Can't > < keep > my < hands >, my hands, my ha uh my < Can't > < keep > < my > < hands >, < my > < hands >, < my > < hands > < out > the < cookie > < jar >.
[Travis:] And then you have it haha I tried my best I went to cookie anonymous I guess I'm a failure I < can't > seem to < keep > my damn < hands > < out > the < cookie > < jar but, It is what it is