Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist/ This Had Better Come to a Stop
Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist
TRINA: Darling, please see a psychiatrist. He doesn't bite, and he might Help you understand Why you are so angry and despised By all those guys Who have not been, they have not been analyzed.
Yet, sweetheart, please do not get hysterical. Reason will win the day, trust me! Mother never lies. No one is saying you're a sick neurotic, But you could find some help. Hear me out, please. Yes, you could find some help, He could help you realize
How confused you are! Yes, it's very clear. Daddy's sincere, but a schmo! You and I must trust our emotions, Make no commotions. Will you go'
JASON: No!
MARVIN: Jason, please see a psychiatrist. He's just a psychiatrist. I'll pay the bill until you're old.
(Marvin repeats his verse, overlapping with the next two verses)
TRINA: (overlapping) Darling, please listen to your father. (I can't transcribe the rest of this by ear)
JASON: (overlapping) No, I won't go! I will not go! Never, never, never, never, Never, never, never, never-
TRINA & MARVIN: What a mess this is, this family! Experts can see this is so!
WHIZZER, MARVIN, AND TRINA: Late for dinner, late again Late for dinner, late again Late for dinner, late, late, late, late MARVIN: Whizzer's supposed to always be here Make the dinner, set to screw That's what pretty boys should do Check their hairlines, make the dinner And love me
This is going nowhere and fast, Whizzer This little thing that we have will not last Don't feel responsible, after all it's through
WHIZZER: I'm not responsible
MARVIN: Life can be wonderful Isn't this wonderful? And this had better come to a stop, Whizzer Now, Whizzer, ciao Whizzer, bend This had better come to an end
TRINA: I was supposed to make the dinner Make it pretty on his plate Every wife should pull her weight Have it ready, make it tasty And love him
This had better come to a stop doctor This has been a lousy and horrible flop
MENDEL: Don't feel responsible, after all it's through
TRINA: Who is responsible?
MENDEL: Don't ask me questions! I'm frightened of questions But grateful that it's come to a stop, Trina Smile, Trina, I'll help you mend
WHIZZER AND TRINA: I met this man today He wasn't very smart, but he was rich, Marvin Which, Marvin, do you prefer I lust for? Brains or money?
MARVIN: Brains
WHIZZER AND TRINA: Brains or money?
MARVIN: I'm not that rich, but, hell, I'm smart Love me
WHIZZER AND TRINA: No
MARVIN: Love me, please, or break my heart
WHIZZER AND TRINA: This is all very neat
MARVIN: This is all very neat. This is all very neat.
WHIZZER AND TRNA: This is all very smart
MARVIN: This is all very smart This had better come to a stop, Mendel Don't touch me, don't condescend This had better come This had better come to a This, this, this, this This had better come to an end
TRINA: Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop I chopped it and served his food The asshole forced me
WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON: Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
TRINA: And still the bastard divorced me
WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON: Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
MARVIN: Late for dinner, late again
TRINA: It isn't like he said
MARVIN: Late for dinner, late again
TRINA: You probably hurt his pride
MARVIN: Late for dinner, late again
TRINA: He's got to have it all
MARVIN: Late for dinner, late again
TRINA: He's like a baby who's denied
WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON: This had better come to a stop, Marvin
WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, AND JASON: This has been a lousy but fabulous flop
WHIZZER: Why is it always ourselves who have to change?
MARVIN: This is incredibly boring
WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, AND JASON: You've got a temper that redefines temper And this had better come to a stop, Marvin Now, Marvin, ciao Marvin, bend This had better come This had better come to a This, this, this This had better come to an end