They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss And they’ll make you call fellatio a trouser friendly kiss
It’s the plain situation!There's no negotiation ! With the fellows at the freakin FCC!
They’re as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups… Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Take a tip, take a lesson! you’ll never win by messin’ With the fellas at the freakin’ FCC
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And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing... You’re gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling… cause you can’t say penis!
So they sent this little warning they’re prepared to do the worst And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!
They may just be neurotic, or possible psychotic They’re the fellas at the freakin FCC!