Stewie Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
Brian A man is born he's a man of means. Then along come two they got nothing but their jeans.
Stewie But Brian they've got, Diff'rent strokes. It takes, Diff'rent strokes. It takes, Diff'rent strokes to move the world.
Brian That's true, but you know Stewie Everybody's got a special kind of story.
Stewie Everybody finds a way to shine.
Brian But no matter that you got, not a lot.
Stewie So what?
Brian They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, And I'll have mine!
Both And together we'll be fine!
Stewie Cause it takes, Diff'rent strokes to move the world,
Brian Yes it does.
Stewie It takes, Diff'rent strokes to move the world!
(Spoken) Hey, hey, why the frown Brian?
Brian Oh, I finished my drink.
Stewie Oh, no.
Brian Yea, it's empty, that always gets me depressed.
Stewie Oh, come on Brian, Why don't you (Sung) Show me that smile again.
Brian Oh I don't know
Stewie Don't waste another minute on your crying.
Brian Hmm
Stewie We're nowhere near the end
Brian That sucks
Stewie The best is ready to begin. Oooohhh.
Brian As long as we got each other
Stewie Right you are
Brian We got the world spinnin' right in our hands. Baby you and me,
Stewie We gotta be
Both The luckiest dreamers, who never quit dreamin. As long as we keep on giving
Stewie We can take any crap that comes our way
Brian Baby, rain or shine,
Stewie All the time
Both We got each other sharing the laughter and love.
(Spoken) Stewie I say Brian.
Brian Huh?
Stewie Who's that over there?
Brian Where?
Stewie There.
Brian Why Stewie that's (Sung) The new boy in the neighborhood He lives downstairs and it…
Stewie I know it's understood He's there just to take good care of me Like he's one of the family
Brian Charles in charge of our days and out nights
Stewie Yes indeed It's Charles in charge of our wrongs and our rights
(Spoken) Brian I have a feeling the wrongs are going to cause more trouble then the rights.
Stewie Sitcom Man, there's a new shipment of funny on its way
(Sung) Both And I say I want Charles in charge of me
(Spoken) Stewie You know I'm going to take things down a notch here. Brian do you remember when we did our first musical number; From Road to Rhode Island?
Brian I sure do, Man, we were so young then
Stewie Yes, I mean, not that we've aged all that much. I mean, geez, I've been one year old for five years. But my point is this (Sung) Here we are, face to face a couple of silver spoons
Brian We're hopin to find, we're two of a kind making a go, making it grow together, We're going to find our way.
Stewie You and I together, taking the time each day.
Brian You know Stewie that's time well spent To learn all about those things you just can't buy.
Both Two Silver spoons together.
Brian Together we're going to find our way Together we're going to find our way
Both You and I together
Stewie You know this is fun,
I say we do a few more of these
Brian You say? Hey now, who's the boss around here?
Stewie Who's the boss indeed.
Brian Good segway. (Sung) There's a time for love and a time for living So take a chance and face the wind.
Stewie An open road and a road that's hidden, A brand new life around the bend.
Brian There were times
Stewie Oh yea
Brian I lost a dream or two. Found the trail,
Stewie Sing it man
Brian And at the end was you. There's a path you take and a path not taken The choice is up to you my friend. The nights are long
Stewie Ah but you might awaken To a brand new life
Brian Brand new life
Both Brand new life around the bend
(Spoken) Stewie Gosh, we sound so bloody good together
Brian Well that's because we know each other so well.
Stewie I suppose you're right, Oh man, just think how atrocious we'd sound like if we were perfect strangers
(Sung) Brian Sometimes the world looks perfect, Nothing to rearrange.
Stewie Sometimes you get a feeling Like you need some kind of change.
Brian No matter what the odds are this time, Nothing's going to stand in my way.
Stewie This flame in my heart, And a long lost friend
Both Gives every dark street a light at the end. Standing tall,
Brian On the wings of my dream.
Both Rise and fall,
Stewie On the wings of my dream.
Brian Through rain and thunder And hale and haze I'm bound for better days.
Stewie Ahhh
Brian It's my life and my dream,
Stewie Nothing's going to stop me now.
(Spoken) I say was I alright on that last note?
Brian Well of course you were, don't be ridiculous. You know Stewie, I sometimes think about what it will be like when we're old and grey.
Stewie Hmm, well for you it will be about in five years
Brian Thank you for reminding me. But you know even if my hair falls out, or I loose my teeth, or I'm in constant pain because colon blockage has made me unable to evacuate my bowels…
Stewie Ok, ok I get it go on.
Brian Well when I'm in my golden years, I'll always look back on our association with fondness. I guess what I'm trying to say is… (Sung) Thank you for being a friend
Stewie Don't mention it.
Brian Traveled down the road and back again Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.
Stewie Brian I appreciate that. And if you through a party Invited everyone you ever knew You would see the biggest gift would be from me (Spoken) And if the box is ticking it's probably just a clock (Sung) And the card attached would say
Both Thank you for being a friend.
(Spoken) Stewie You know why we're so close, Brian?
Brian Why's that?
Stewie Family Ties
(Sung) Brian I bet we been together for a million years,
Stewie And I bet we'll be together for a million more.
Brian Oh, It's like I started breathing on the night we, uh, shook hands
Stewie Shook hands, right
Both And I can't remember what I ever did before. What would we do baby, without us? What would we do baby, without us?
Brian And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other
Both Through. What would we do baby, without us? Sha la la la.