Famous Last Nerds - Adventures of Wassup Holmes | Текст песни

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It was a stormy night, the house rocked with wind
my trusty sidekick watson walked on in
wassup holmes? what son?
theres a man here to see you
jimmy mortimer, its a pleasure to meet you
Im sorry to say but ive been given quite a shock
that and lightning seems to crackle every time I talk

I've come from baskervilles here a murders taken place
well did you see who did it? I thought I caught the face
of an enormous dog ten times the normal size
blood dripping from his teeth and the devil in his eyes
well Ill have to change my drawers but then we can go
wassup holmes... whats up man?
theres more you should know

I saw converse footprints on the ground by the dead man
wat son? converse footprints watson you heard what I said
no im talking to my sidekick watson -oh-
wassup holmes? watson- yeah? lets go

Theyre off on a mystery
there be the mystery
off to backerville for clues theyll come
might stop for directions or female inspection
the crazy adventures of wassup holmes

heres the dead body
yup dead as a ghost
watson wassup holmes
look through your telescope
see if you see anything strange or slightly funny
Ill inspect the body check the wallet for money
all I see is a big dog and a man in chuck taylors
oh and a couple little girls dressed up as sailors
hmm girls dressed as sailors well that sounds suspicious
lets go sniff around for evidence -mmm delicious-

whats up girls? wassup holmes?
kill anyone today? no, weve just been here
rehearsing our school play
we're all on a submarine and we all play seamen
I'll have to change my drawers but now Im believing
that these girls didnt do it, these girls are not guilty
wassup holmes watson? he's running up the hill see?
fast on his trail but holmes the girls want some
oh you cant why not elementary school my dear watson

up on the trail again, trying to jail him
all around baskerville theyll roam
stopping for different snacks (?)
talking bout this and that
the crazy adventures of wassup holmes

hold it right there ill never be caught
go sick em boy okay maybe not
I guess you can catch me Im afraid youre arrested Is this the dog you saw jimmy?
I dont know, lets test him here puppy puppy
yup thats the one thats proof positive
wassup holmes what son we did it youre right
WHAT you know how it goes so pack up my pipe cuz this case is closed!

off to the jail house
then to the ale house
for a couple beers with lots of foam
the crooks name was turleyman (?)
jimmy got a turnican (???)
thus ends the tale of wassup holmes
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