With His Converse tied real tight he might Just be my boy always and for all days The first boy I've known to get straight A's And appear in everyone of my high school plays Mozart blasting from his Volvo And theres tape on his glasses in charge of hall passes Not the kinda guy I mostly been with I go for thug or Abercrombie and Fitch With a little bit of sk8er boi here and there Not a guy who doesn't even show his underwear When he sags his pants but I wanna go with him To the school dance and have him be my date But I'm afraid that he doesn't know how To move and everybody would flip and have a cow Now just because he brings his lunch packed this situation that I'm facing is jacked
[Chorus:] I wouldn't call him fly suspenders and a bow tie I wouldn't call him the man but he can still hang with the fan
Now this ain't the description I saw in my dreams But they say nothing is quite like it seems So even though you see his socks when he walks And his pants are so tight circulations cut off I think I should give him a chance and ignore his metal braces and tight pants But my friends disagree they disapprove of my plans to make a move But it would behoove me To not pay attention to them My friends Just don't understand just cause hes not the man They try to act hard now pretend like they floss We'll see who's laughing when my geek is their boss Maybe he doesn't have experience with dates But I bet the same thing happend to Bill Gates So even though he doesn't have Sean Jean or Gerbauds I got love for my geek I want everyone to know