You ain't the kind of friend I'd like to take home to my mother. She wouldn't understand Someone I could love like a brother. And me, I must admit You are not like any other. Yeah, I have never known a person like you. When I come home at night, You're always there waitin' for me. Climb in, turn out the lights, And tell me a bedtime story. And me, I feel so right, I know I don't have to worry. It comes easy with a person like you. My folks say they're doubting your intention, You don't live according to convention. That's all right, I can make it with a friend like you. My folks say I've lost my inhibition, We're not in the usual position. That's all right, I can take it with a friend like you. True, I don't understand What comes as your motivation. But when you take my hand, We make a good combination. And if the laughter's canned, I won't complain to the station. I can take it from a person like you. You're not the kind of friend I'd like to take home to my mother. She wouldn't understand Someone I could love like a brother. And me, I must admit You are not like any other. Yeah, I have never known a person like you. I have never known a person like you. So true.