Hey, stop kissin' my sister, I'm gonna tell ma, tell my pa on you! Hey, stop hoggin' her, mister, You're teachin' her things we don' want her to know!
I can see you hidin; right behind th'apple tree, Don't think you can scare me by tossin' those apples at me! (ah, cut it out!) Hey, stop kissin' my sister, (you're gonna pay off, huh?) I'm gonna tell momma and tell my pa on you!