Now I Know My ABC's Next Time Wont You Sing With Me A-a-a-b-a A-a-a-b-a a-b-c's Smart Ass, Done Graduated A Life Time Of School And Were Glad You Made It Ump-teen Years Of Learning Your Fall Through So We Brought You Things School Really Taught You
A- A Is For That Adderal You Took 'Cause You Studied Habits Bad And All And You Were Off Chugging That B- For Beer And I C That You Got Another D On That Exam 'Cause You Showed Up Hungover From Drinking Instead Of Hitting Books You Took A Hit Of E Singing
We Dont Need Not Edumacation F The Library Lets Go Get Wasted Aww G Wizz Now You Cant Even Pass Why? 'Cause You Came H- For Hungover From Last Night 'Cause School Just Aint What It Seems To Be Next Time Wont You Sing With Me?
Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh-Oh. Oh Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh This Is What Your School Really Taught You Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh-Oh. Oh Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh This Is What Your School Really Taught You
Aww No School Gave You Issues So I Represent Your Narcissism When You Call Your Parents And They Ask Whats Up You Say I Need Some Money Or I Need A Hug And You Hate It 'Cause Your So J- For Jated Those Privet School Kids Done Already Made It There Always Far Ahead And They Always Have The Way So Take That Adderal But Drugs Are Bad Mmm,k But When You Question School As An Investment Remember Getting All That L-For Love As A Freshmen Which Brings Me To M All That Marihuanau And You Tried With Your Friends In Your Bedroom Smoking Feeling Down On Yourself O And Remember When You Wished You Had Some Wealth So You Can Skip Class And Live For Free But Next Time Wont You Sing With Me?
Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh-Oh. Oh Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh This Is What Your School Really Taught You Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh-Oh. Oh Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh This Is What Your School Really Taught You
P- Is For The Party And You Better Enjoy It Because You'll Soon Be In The Q At The Unemployment Like Yo Are You Waiting On The Government Cheese? 'Cause I Swore I Heard You Went And Got Your Degree You Should'a S- For Studied More Your Could'a Gotten Far Instead Of Chugging Long Island T's At The Bar You Took The Easy Course You Barley Had To Read It And Like U- Thats For Underwater Basket Weaving You Lost Your V-Card Like You Didn't Really Need It But W- For Writing Papers Using Wikipedia Remember Your X That You Met A The Cagger You'll Forget What You Studied But You'll Never Forget Her So Why'd You Waste Your Time Doin' All That Thinking When You Didn't Get Your Z's 'Cause You Were Out Drinking
Next Time Wont You Sing With Me?
Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh-Oh. Oh Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh This Is What Your School Really Taught You Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh-Oh. Oh Oh-Oh-O-O-Oh This Is What Your School Really Taught You Now Take Your Ass Back To Class