Listen to the organ that I play for you Since you got no choice, hear me through You look as if you like it, but you seem reserved It's my requiem for a jerk
I wrote it in the bath on my breakfast tray Cut my appetite for the day I tried to raise a toast, ate this second verse Buttered requiem for a jerk It's an afternoon for mourners, but the tears don't come Got what you deserved, the maximum!
Well I'm getting sentimental, but it's too much work what's a requiem to a jerk
Well the devil left a message "Go try paradise Hell's a lot too hot Not too nice Try to take in god If you've got the nerve Even I don't need Stupid jerks"
Listen to the organ that I play for you Since you got no choice, hear me through You look as if you like it in your wooden shirt It's my requiem for a jerk
I wrote it in the bath on my breakfast tray Cut my appetite for the day On your white-washed face Blue steal prison wall I'll write "stupid jerk" - that's all