Don't Wanna Be Royal- "Royals" Lorde (Parody Cover by Faux Synder)
Lyrics: I've never been the kind to handle stress I was fine to live my life With my bronies And I am proud of my address, In a one-horse town, in my library.
But everypony's like gold crowns, grape juice, dancin in the ballroom, Fun times, no frowns, sittin on the throne too, I don't care. I'm fightin' overlords in my dreams. But everypony's like home calls, talk shows, we don't have the time, please. Long manes, stallions, dragons on a gold leash. You don't care. You're all caught up in your crystal fair.
I don't wanna be royal. It don't run in my blood. That kind of life ain't worth the fuss, All I need's friendship and love. Don't wanna be your ruler. Please don't call me PT (Princess Twilight Cause baby it's cruel. It's cruel. It's cruel. Don't make me live that fantasy.
My friends and I--we cracked the code. We think of donuts on the train to the party. And everyone who knows us knows, that we're best of friends. We didn't do it for glory.
But everypony's like gold crowns, grape juice, dancin in the ballroom, Fun times, no frowns, sittin on the throne too, I don't care. I'm fightin' overlords in my dreams. But everypony's like home calls, talk shows, we don't have the time, please. Long manes, stallions, dragons on a gold leash. You don't care. You're all caught up in your gala flair.
I don't wanna be royal. It don't run in my blood. That kind of life ain't worth the fuss, All I need's friendship and love. Don't wanna be your ruler. Please don't call me PT (Princess Twilight) Cause baby it's cruel. Don't make me live that fantasy.
Ooh ooh oh We're bigger than we ever dreamed, But I'm not okay with bein' queen. Oooh ooh oh Life was great without a care Then I got dolled up in your formal wear.
I don't wanna be royal. It don't run in my blood. That kind of life ain't worth the fuss, All I need's friendship and love. Don't wanna be your ruler. Please don't call me PT (Princess Twilight) Cause baby it's cruel. Don't make me live that fantasy.