You're through to the Goth Detectives Opening hours are midnight till dawn
If your after lifes defective Then just call the Goth Detectives
Your best friends gone all zombie And a poltergeist has called Send us a cheeky email Or just use your ouiga board
If your after lifes defective Then just call the Goth Detectives
Black, black, blacker than black We've been to the other side, now we are back Super creeps and scary monsters We are gonna feel your powers
Dracula and Frankenstein Boys, we're your case In a deeply gothic uniform Of pvc, coal and lace
Don't be so selective Call the Goth Detectives
Move away from the coffin And close that fangy mouth You with the cape Put the virgin down or we use the garlic spray We're not ...
If your after lifes defective Just call the Goth Detectives
Black, black, blacker than black We've been to the other side, now we are back Pale, pale, paler than pale The Goth Detectives are out on your trail
We have the mausoleum surrounded Come out with any arms you still have up in the air You may be undead but that doesn't mean we can't kick your boney arses
If your after lifes defective Then just call the Goth Detectives
Move away from the invisible man Theres nothing to see
If your after lifes defective Then just call the Goth Detectives
Black, black, blacker than black We've been to the other side, now we are back Pale, pale, paler than pale The Goth Detectives are out on your trail
Black, black, blacker than black We've been to the other side, now we are back Super creeps and scary monsters We are gonna feel your powers