------------------------------------ Let’s all go on a ghost hunt My drive is not a front Not my first rodeo My motto is LET’S-A-GO
Red-capped brother of acclaim Beating Luigi at his own game Doesn’t matter where they are I will collect every star
Inside the haunted mansion I see the great Big Boo His size of great expansion Roll up my sleeves and wreck you Three times was all it took Deceiving by its look “This is a piece of cake!” That was my first mistake
Killing each boo that joins I’ll get those eight red coins Fall down through the trap floor I try another door I must be in hell Books flying from the shelf Moans call from underneath That book has knives for teeth
I’m a running Jumpman There is no escape plan I can’t take any more Take me away from here Paralyzed, frozen fear Chancing another door
Subdued, sweet solitude Nothing making a sound I will gather my thoughts Not a single threat around In a small, dark room Is this level my doom? I sense an end to this torture But I wonder about that piano in the corner
A long descent into water Haunting music in the distance Consequences of my slaughter End this miserable existence
Costed greatly by my vanity Losing my sanity Nobody can prepare for this revolving nightmare
I regret entering this stage All locked up in this dreaded cage Eyes everywhere locked on me My cruel fate is now upon me Falling as their latest victim I failed the Mushroom Kingdom This is the karma that they condemn I’m dying, becoming one of them You’re one of us You’re one of us You have felt the wrath Forever cursed as we all laugh