When I first meet Hammer I stumble and stammer 'Cause that's what it says to do in the script But whenever I would practice that was just and act this Is all so real – he's so well equipped Falling into Nathan's eyes is easy I don't even realize he's cheesy 'Cause jeez, he's so great Wait But it's not about Nate Gotta concentrate 'Cause I'm looking for internal truth and not a date No it's not about Nate 'Cause it's all about the art
Perfect, mysterious, comes from above Magic as a magic thing and lovely as love A gift from Olympus, who send me the muse And shoes
If I walk with a twitch in the scene in the kitchen First date jitters aren't to blame 'Cause all Penny feels are these nine inch heels Which are gonna make me fall and die and aren't in frame But my death-scene pumps are really dreamy Right when Billy dumps my corpse, it's steamy To see me all – wait Oh, I'm sorry I lost my train of thought I'm being such a bimbo!
But it's not about shoes Even if they're sweet They should focus on my tragedy and not my feet No it's not about shoes When it's all about the art
Memory, method, primal and deep All Stanislavsky, Strasberg and Streep Truth, Mr. Lipton, that's how you build The guild
But it's not about The Guild I'd be killed If I shilled For The Guild On somebody else's time Then again, I sort of was killed The Guild season one available on DVD plus new episodes at the we also have t-shirts
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My tortured actor's process: Stand here and do what Joss says Remember that it's not about
The weird beard on Otto The beer and clamato The hair in the cheese and The Guild's second season And brand new day Neil That intro's unreal A horse – not too shabby Now steady's all crabby The soldier boy extra Good times – no, I'll text ya The red bull Neil's drinking I'm dead and I'm blinking And Joss's ungluing When I mention pooing Which I'm always doing I mean mentioning pooing I mean art Art Art's really easy…