Perfect Story (OST Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
MOVING GUY: So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader Political. He's cleaning up the streets. OTHER MOVING GUY (spoken): About time!
GROUPIE #1: So they say that it's real love. GROUPIES: So romantic! GROUPIE #2: He signed this.
PENNY: So they say we'll have blankets and beds. We can open by monday, thanks to you. CAPTAIN HAMMER: Thanks to me.
NEWSMAN and NEWSWOMAN: It's the perfect story. NEWSMAN: So they say. NEWSWOMAN: A hero leading the way. NEWSMAN and NEWSWOMAN : Hammer's call to glory. NEWSWOMAN: Let's all be our best. NEWSMAN: Next up, who's gay?
GROUPIE #3: So they say he saved her life. GROUPIE #1: They say she works with the homeless and doesn't eat meat. GROUPIE #1: We have a- GROUPIES: -problem with her. GROUPIE #2: This is his hair.
CAPTAIN HAMMER: This is so nice. I just might sleep with the same girl twice. They say it's better the second time. They say you get to do the weird stuff.
GROUPIES: We do the weird stuff!
PENNY: This is perfect for me, so they say. I guess he's pretty okay After years of stormy sailing Have I've finally found the bay?
MOIST (spoken): He's still not picking up
PENNY and DR. HORRIBLE: There's no happy ending, so they say. DR. HORRIBLE: Not for me anyway PENNY and DR. HORRIBLE: Should I stop pretending
DR. HORRIBLE: Take the chance to build a brand new day PENNY: That this is a brand new day.
GROUPIE #2: This is his dry cleaning bill. GROUPIES: Four sweater vests!