So make way for the white knight Of the showbiz set You’re so sexy, yes you’re so gorgeous Yet you’re so gaudy Subtle as an Exocet Boy you ain’t no friend of mine And we’re gasping, the second hand ticks back And wishful spit drips from lipstick lips You’re so slick But then the foundation cracks on this delirious pantomime
‘Cos you’re a poser boy, a poser boy God’s gift to the human race You’re a poser boy, a poser boy And the spotlight’s your hiding place Well they praise your image all across the world But you can’t account for taste And you’re a poser boy, a poser boy So get out of my face, yeah.
Then the lights go down, and now you’re sneaking around You just can’t wait to find some hearts to break And it’s great, ‘cos some girls will come like hounds To receive your affection And off they’re swept, and I just can’t accept That these sickly trysts you just can’t resist Can bring bliss. But I guess your soul’s adept at avoiding detection
‘Cos you’re a poser boy, a poser boy God’s gift to the human race You’re a poser boy, a poser boy And the spotlight’s your hiding place Well they praise your image all across the world But you can’t account for taste And you’re a poser boy, a poser boy So get out of my face, yeah.
Here comes the man whose every gesture makes the maidens blush You built your castle on a knack of making hormones gush But now it’s all over, you said too much And it’s time to take your bow
‘Cos you’re a poser boy, a poser boy God’s gift to the human race You’re a poser boy, a poser boy And the spotlight’s your hiding place Well they praise your image all across the world But you can’t account for taste And you’re a poser boy, a poser boy So get out of my face
You’re a poser boy, a poser boy And I tip my hat to you You’re a poser boy, a poser boy But it seems your ruin is long overdue Well they praise your image all across the world But you can’t account for taste And you’re a poser boy, a poser boy So get out of my face