I was chillin' out in my mansion And I find in the cellar a vintage bottle of Agreggio Pavali "Pour this for the guests" Man, I'm not gonna pour your wine I threw it on the ground You must think I'm a joke I ain't gonna be a slave to the mages Man! Drink that vintage in another mage's house At the elven alienage with my so-called boyfriend He finds a book in a sack Says it's my life Man, this ain't my life This is a plot quest I threw it on the ground What you think I'm stupid I'm not a slave to the mages I'm an elf not a book Then Hawke hands me a Tevinter sword of mercy What you want me to do with this? Magic? Mercy to the ground I threw the sword Hawke equipped too Don't ask me about Tevinter, jackass So many things to throw on the ground Like this, and this, and that, and even this I'm an ADULT Hadrianna tries to tell me where my sister lives GROUND Nobody wants to hear your lies, witch Then that night I go to Hawke's house Turned out my romance was active And I did him in the butthole He fell to the ground And I didn't let up Doin' him in the butthole Over and over And then after the fade to black Something red's tied to my wrist The moral of the story is, You can't trust the mages! Man!