*A console generation is coming to an end And you know what that means It's time to say goodbye to some old friends...*
Why is it so hard to take Your smooth and curvy black shape From the shelf beneath my TV We trekked through Uncharted temples, Little Big Planet levels, A Heavy Rain now falls on me. I always had your back When your network got hacked Lost my account, but not my heart Now it's time for PS4 New Infamous and God Of War Season 2 of House Of Cards
I can't be consoled From this aching in my soul It's hard to say goodbye For better graphics, I will try It's out of my control Leave me alone you trolls Put the war aside These consoles have died
Had some great years with Gears Halo 4 brought me to tears And so did that stupid red ring We made an instant kinection Bioshocked me with tension Even got me to dance and sing Tea Bags have whole new meaning DOA chicks were steaming Didn't mind if the lag hit Learned how to cuss like a sailor On Xbox Live multiplayer Man, those kids were such little ****!
I can't be consoled They made you and broke the mold You'll always be with me Through every degree. It's out of my control You left an X-shaped hole Put the wars aside These consoles have died
Remember when you and Mii Soared across galaxies Thought the Party would last forever We made huge dents in my walls Every time that we brawled But Wii Fit so well together
I can't be consoled Soon you'll be caked in mold Don't you take the blame They'll reboot your best games There were good times, I admit. But new Zelda would be the shiz Put the wars aside These consoles have died.