Hey Nintendo, it's me...a Hardcore gamer. And I've got something on my mind...
We were so young when our love affair began. You took me from gaming boy to gaming man. You were only console, my love was true. Yours were the first cartridges I ever blew.
Turned your wandering eye to casual gamers
It's not Wii-U, it's Mii Your party games are for noobs and lamers It's not Wii-U, it's Mii-U, it's Mii. - ooh it's me. It's not Wii-U, it's Mii. You're a console not a personal trainer. It's not Wii-U, it's Mii-U, it's Mii. - ooh it's me.
The next console brought double zero seven This one took us to gamer heaven Everything now was in 3D Just like an 8-squared reality Way back before there was DLC I'd suit up like a raccoon Your little gray box sat under my TV Now from your shovelware I'm immune
Turned your wandering eye to crappy ports
It's not Wii-U, it's Mii Old folks at the home are sick of Wii Sports It's not Wii-U, it's Mii-U, it's Mii. - it's no Wii, it's me eeh It's not Wii-U, it's Mii. I'm leaving you, takilng you to courts It's not Wii-U, it's Mii-U, it's Mii. - ooh it's me eeeee
Girl, we've been together since 85. And we've had some good times. Yoshi's island wa my jam. Even though Baby Mario's crying made a blood vessel burst in my head Final Fantasy 3 was a revelation... And yeah, I know it was called Final Fantasy 6 in Japan So STEP OFF COMMENT TROLLS! I even loved Metroid when it went 3D... i felt like I WAS Samus... and i liked it. Donkey Jong Country... best reboot of all time. I had more bananas than Jason Statham has movies about hitmen with hearts of gold. Killer Instinct... best announcer of all time. That dude was the man. Street Fighter 2... yeah, I know it came out on the Genesis But you had it first, and that's what counts. But now it seems like you don't even care about me. I don't want to do this... but I'm leaving you for Playstation. She goes hardcore, like you never would. Goodbye girl. I'll always love you.
Turned your wandering eye to games kids will gobble
It's not Wii-U, it's Mii. Just wish you'd rebooted Bubble Bobble It's not Wii-U, it's Mii-U, it's Mii. - oh, it's me, ooohh eeh It's not Wii-U, it's Mii. Let's keep this breakup amiable It's not Wii-U, it's Mii-U, it's Mii. - it's me, it's me, it's meeee!!! It's not Wii-U, it's Mii. Your party games are for noobs and lamers It's not Wii-U, it's Mii-U, it's Mii. - it's not Wii, a it's not Wii, and a Wii-U! It's not Wii-U, it's Mii.