I want to be with you under the mistletoe let me put my south pole in ur north hole ho ho ho, let me take a crack at the booty hole believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows
Codeine in my eggnog you put the nog in eggnog my grandma's saggy boob fell in my eggnog yeah suck on my eggnog
you're the star on my tree I stick pine cones up my ass sorry for my low *elf esteem I stick pine cones up my ass
it's jingle bell time you look naughty but I'm sure you nice hoe hoe hoe, Christmas lights you sit on a throne of lies merry hoe hoe, egg nog for lease navidad you can be my mrs clause jingle balls, nah nah nah
He sees you when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake this the season to do molly wanna taste my candy cane?
where is Santa I like to cha-cha I want head from Santa yea yea Santa
it's jingle bell time you look naughty but I'm sure you nice hoe hoe hoe, Christmas lights you sit on a throne of lies merry hoe hoe, egg nog for lease navidad you can be my mrs clause jingle balls, nah nah nah