1. W.W.J.D. 2. Cleaning 3. C'mon, Nobody Really Believes in God 4. Next Time You Take a Shit, Please Retrieve my Cockring 5. Nikki Sixx Pinky Holster 6. Eye Still Can't Believe It's Not Butter 7. Big Piece of Shit 8. Sperm Encrusted Sock 9. It's Funny When Girls Cry 10. You Call Your Pets Babies Because You Can't Have Kids 11. I Put Jelly on the Windowsill to Keep the Ants from my Dirty Dishes 12. George Dubya has an I.Q. of 91 13. If my Pet Cow Died, I'd Eat it 14. Granny Lactates Cottage Cheese 15. Holiday in Afghanistan (Eye Still Scream Truck) 16. Little More Hand - Little Less Tooth (C'mon, Nobody Really Likes Porngrind) 17. Taste Like Burning 18. Obituary 19. Thankyou Satan 20. Need Sobriety 21. Ohhhh... 22. So Heavy, God Can't Lift it 23. Old Man Chocolate is Knocking at the Back Door 24. The Big Guy Downstairs 25. Sucks to be Jesus 26. Stop Crying, Stop Being So Emo and Take Off That Sweater Mr. Spock 27. Tardcore 28. Yer Parents Taste Good 29. Untitled