[Verse 1] Words are in my head but I can't enunciate them clearly Headphones on your hair, they prevent a chance to even try Some might find me borderline attractive from afar But afar is not where I can stay and there you are
[Chorus] Though I want you I know I haven't a chance Still I want you Johnny Delusional here
[Verse 2] I know "yes" and "no" in a couple dozen other languages But your form of "no" is the kind of look I can't deny Tell me, are resistance and stupidity the same? Tell me, is resistance so enticing? Please explain
[Chorus] x2 Though I want you I know I haven't a chance Still I want you Johnny Delusional here
[Bridge] Paging Mr. Delusional You're wanted at the desk Paging Mr. Delusional You're wanted at the front desk
[Refrain] x2 Wouldn't it be terrible if there's no music there? Wouldn't it be terrible if she don't want you near?
[Outro] x2 (Wouldn't it be terrible if there's no music there?) Though I want you I know I haven't a chance (Wouldn't it be terrible if she don't want you here?) Still I want you Johnny Delusional here