It all began when a little boy with giant brows Were born to this earth and he got the name England. As he then grew up he noticed he was all alone And he was sad then all he had was big and smelly France. Then one day when he was hot and by hot i mean All grown and sexy with his world war uniform. He had found and raised another boy which was lucky Because France would've probably made him an ass.
Eyebrows, Eyebrows He was small when he was young but now he's grown America And he's running very much (I wonder where he's gowing on) Eyebrows, Eyebrows Playing airplane with a brit who's not so entertained Canada And these lyrics doesn't make any sense just like England's Eyebrows.
Oooh Eyebrows, oooh Eyebrows
Our story turns to this boy who England found that I was singing about y'know the one that was running. His names America and hi is not so often running That much really but now hi is so haha tough shit for him. He can rhyme with applesause and goose He can balance on a chair and play his anthem with his nose on piano For China it's impossible because his nose is just so litttle That if he tried he would jast faceplant the keys.
Eyebrows, Eyebrows When he's old he will be old, but now he's young USA Is he still running, what the hell? (Okay I'll just go make som tea) Eyebrows, Eyebrows If he moves them it will look like his face is having a stroke Bloody hell I am glad that those aren't my Eyebrows
Eyebrows, Eyebrows He was small when he was young but now he's grown America And he's running very much (I wonder where he's gowing on) Eyebrows, Eyebrows Playing airplane with a brit who's not so entertained Ca... wait who... who? And these lyrics doesn't make any sense just like England's Eyebrows.
Oooh Eyebrows (What the hell is a Canada?) Oooh Eyebrows (Smelly, smelly, smelly France) Oooh Eyebrows (Eyebrows, Eyebrows, Eyebrows everywhere) Oooh Eyebrows