I go driving in the night, I've become a baby chauffeur
Been demoted from a bloke to a sleep inducing gopher
My eyes are ringed with black, their cries are getting frantic.
Life was so much simpler, when I was a new romantic,
Glancing in the rear view, I can see you start to settle,
but then you turn a purple hue & start screaming heavy metal
It's fine because I love you, and would never trade your mother
....but in future I'll be abstinent, or double up the rubber.
Where am I now? What is my name? Are these my kids? Am I insane?
Chorus 1:
Driiiive all night... It's hard this child rearing
Keep gear changes light... in a bid to calm their breathing
It's a sleep loss violation... that leads to desperation
My last hope of salvation... is this gentle car vibration
Girl 1:
He's a family man with two babies on board
His wallets had a puncture since he cut the chord
This is the least amount of sleep that he'll ever have
such is the fate of a first time dad
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