I go driving in the night, I've become a baby chauffeur Been demoted from a bloke to a sleep inducing gopher My eyes are ringed with black, their cries are getting frantic. Life was so much simpler, when I was a new romantic, Glancing in the rear view, I can see you start to settle, but then you turn a purple hue & start screaming heavy metal It's fine because I love you, and would never trade your mother ....but in future I'll be abstinent, or double up the rubber. Where am I now? What is my name? Are these my kids? Am I insane?
Chorus 1: Driiiive all night... It's hard this child rearing Keep gear changes light... in a bid to calm their breathing It's a sleep loss violation... that leads to desperation My last hope of salvation... is this gentle car vibration
Girl 1: He's a family man with two babies on board His wallets had a puncture since he cut the chord This is the least amount of sleep that he'll ever have such is the fate of a first time dad