I'm goin' down down to the river I'm gonna bring a 30 pack I'm gonna drink with all my good friends, And I ain't ever ever coming back I got no money and I'm starving I got nothing left, Spent it all on golden honey, And two lines of meth
I'm gonna chug a lot of jim beam, Til my face turns brown and blue I'm gonna get in my car and start it, And drive right over you I got nothing else to live for I got nowhere to be, Spent my money on that honey, And life in the beam
I wanna tell you that I like you, But my heart is black and blue And you say that's such a bad idea That's hard to swallow but it's harder to chew You probably think this is funny, As I do too I gotta keep on just laughing Or I am through
I'm going back down to the river I'm gonna find my duffel bag I'm gonna stick my puppy in it, And drown him till his tail won't wag, Cause I can't spend any more money I can't give him a bed I get a feed it golden honey, Or two scoops of meth,
And the next thing you know I cannot feel My air bags open on my steering wheel I guess that that oak tree was kinda real Now I gotta skip this town
I've gotta call up max and Elvis, And tell them how I feel They're gonna call me a fucking pussy And pass me a couple beers We got no money got no honey We got nothing left Spent it all on golden honey And two lines of meth