He's gotta stay in shape He's gotta stay in shape Eating del taco and sleeping in Playing video games He's smoking two packs a day He's got dubstep in his veins I smoke weed if me baby lets me Or i won't get laid Or i won't get laid
Maaaaax can't surf Maaaaax can't surf He gets real stoned and tries to make it work But god knows he's got no balance
Lessons from the dolphin Swimmin with a turtles Don't give me no shit I'm a full-grown man Tryn do the best that i can Gotta check the forecast And throw away my skateboard Stop wearing tight jeans And put on some boardshorts
'Cause Maaaaax can't surf Maaaaax can't surf He gets real stoned and tries to make it work But god knows he's got no balance
Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work But god knows HE'S A GINGER