What makes a lone man feel so sad? That meaningless life without a cat. Well, I've got the one, thanks to my lucky star. And I called it Fender, just like a guitar.
Oh, Fender, I'll never turn you out of the door, Even if you dare pee on the floor. Meowing and hunting fictional birds, Licking my hands, so that I'm touched beyond words.
Fender, oh, Fender You're such a pretender Don't you put out your claws. Fender, oh, Fender Furry and tender, And I'm forever in your paws. And I'm forever in your paws.