If you got backstabbed by Phantom And defeat is almost granted, Your teammates are stupid randoms Pick a Fragger, hurry up!
Cuz this classy gentleman with moustache will cook his pineapple And your enemies will banish Only ashes will remain
I've tried almost every merc But in my nooby hands they just don't work Every match I've been killed nearly 40 times God, I even can't see Proxy's mines! I've even wanted to delete this game But my friend bought me new merc, said \"quitting is lame\" Moustachey, classy gentleman with machinegun He winked slyly to me
There's a bunch of Proxy's corpses And my c\\d\\a's enormous Even Rhino won't succeed To untwist his minigun
And explosions here and there eight to one - isn't that fair But it seems like i don't care Our objective won't be touched
Sawbones - he's doing his very best But my instagib grenade will put him to eternal rest
You can't counter me with snipers They'll be scoreboard outsiders You can't counter me with anything So guys, better give up.