Fitz feat. Azn - My Incest Story | Текст песни

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Fitz*(storyteller)* and Azn*(guitarist, singer)*

*Azn*

Alright, here we go.

*Fitz*

My incest story. Part 1.
now... Growing up in a mid-texas town,
I... Didn't really know many people.
Sure I had my family, my brother and sisters, my mom and dad, but outside of that
It was hard - meeting friends...
One day I was at the park
Playing with my brother, John,
And I was throwing that frisbee,
We were singing along and
Having a good time just like kids do.
I was 16 at the time
And I knew that I wanted
To be closer with someone,
I wanted to get intimate.
God damnit,
I didn't care, what it was,
I just wanted to get into it.
And i looked at John
Throwing that frisbee at me...
And i said: John...
This is gonna sound kinda weird, but...
You ever considered maybe... Practicing?
And he looked at me with a wink and a smile
And he was like: \"Fitz,
I've been wishing you'd ask me that
For a little while...\"
And he ran into my arms
And lets just say that what happened next
Was completely amazing.
Azn, take it away!

*Azn*

When your dick is too small for your sister to suck,
And it's not even her favourite colour,
When your face is too fat and your chin is too small,
You probably have a quadruple chin,
So, honey, now
Take a shit into my loving arms,
Take a piss under the light of a thousand stars,
Place your dick on my beating heart,
Thinking out loud,
Maybe,
We found balls
Right in your mouth...

*Fitz*

Uhh yeah...
Anyway...
So, that was the story
Of the first time I fucked my brother, John.
And you best believe that after that
Things took a different turn in my family.
Everyone became more comfortable with each other,
Everyone was kinda closer...
Not necessarily in a sexual way,
But just, ya know, as better friends.
And one night I was eating dinner
And I saw my girlfriend, Susy,
Looking particularly beautiful
Across the table.
And I sat there, I said:
Susy, I mean, I know you're in the middle of
Eating your bacon,
But maybe ya wanna...
Take this to the next level?
And she dropped her fork instantly,
And started sucking on that pee-pee.
And I was like: Oh snap, Susy...
This is the thing you do to me?..
This is why I love this family
More that I'll love anyone else.
This is the reason that I love this family
More that I'll ever love ANYBODY
In the entire world.
Because the things we do for each other,
These little favours,
These little tasks...
Really make this relationship last.
Azn, take it away.

*Azn*

When your feet are too fat and your socks are too small,
You'll probably tear a hole in your socks...
When your dick is too fat and your condom's too small,
You'll probably get your sister pregnant.
So baby now!
Take a shit into my loving arms!
Take a piss under the light of a thousand stars,
Ooh, darling!
Place your dick on my beating heart...
I'm thinking out loud,
Baby!,
We found balls right in your mouth!
Baby!,
We found balls right in your mouth!
We found balls right in your mouth.

*Fitz*

We found those balls tight in there.
Thank you!

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