Excuse me can you help me straighten out my head? I got a new friend by the name of Mister Z. Well what's wrong wit dat, don't you like what you see? Hmm.. If I had a choice I'd rather be me You see he's kinda not like a kinda average guy Kinda say what kinda say why Did you see what he did to his cat I's all big and fat and now it wears caps here we go again
Chorus Mr. Zuvallopa got a crazy life With a house on the corner for his kids and wife works all day tryin' to make ends meet Just the same as everybody does down the street Mr. Zuvallopa got a brand new car But he likes a little drink so he can't drive far he uses to have a mini but he's six foot four Mr. Zuvallopa don't want it no more
Yo you gotta sit back relax while I hit you with a tale of a guy who would try but he's always gonna fail Mister Z. He doesn't realize that it wasn't really meat to be him at the top he never wanna stop the fool in the pool doing a big belly flop now even sunbathing he could never get it right cause he even tried to do it in the middle of the night Here we go again