And the sign said \"Long-haired freaky people need not apply\" So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why He said \"You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do\" So I took off my hat, I said \"Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!\" Whoa-oh-oh
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house, \"Hey! What gives you The Right?\" \"To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in\" \"If God was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda sinner\"
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
Now, hey you, mister, can't you read? You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat You can't even watch, no you can't eat You ain't supposed to be here The sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside Ugh!