Yar matey! Straight outta Davey Jones' locker, this one goes out to all my fellow robot pirates. We be bringing it with da skulls and crossbones. Throw your antennas in the air and wave them like you just don't compute. We are the Robot Pirates.
We have robot functions, but we have pirate duties. For instance, we're able to reboot, and we search for booty. We wear eye patches and are feared by the masses. "I have a parrot sitting on my titanium chassis." That's why you'll hear him say, "Polly wanna cracker!" She's powered by a miniature nuclear reactor. She helps to defend our ship from many attackers. "Who's your biggest enemy?" Computer hackers.
We are the Robot Pirates. We are made of metal from our heads to our privates. We are the Robot Pirates. Robots are good and pirates are good. We do all the things that a robot should. "I spoked to him in binary, and he understood!" We also do the things that a pirate should. "My leg malfunctioned, so I got one made of wood."
Yes, break it down now. I'm really feeling that beat.
Shake it, shake, shake it. Shake it, shake, shake it. Shake it, shake, shake it. Shake it like a sword with a dead guy on it.
We are the Robot Pirates. We are made of metal from our heads to our privates. We are the Robot Pirates. Instead of a chest, treasure goes in memory banks. If you try to shut me down I will make you walk the plank. I can cut people open and I don't have to try. And I got a sweet telescope built into my eye. Oh, I have to indulge when the ladies beckon. Watch me mop the whole poop deck in eleven seconds. I can drop the anchor 'cause I know how to work it. We can't touch the water 'cause it makes us short circuit.