Hideous and hungry, indecent and obscene Ferocious, carnivorous, slobbery and mean Disfigured and deformed, they crawl, they breed Rotting and raving, they hunger, they need
Find them in the attic or the cellar, find them anywear But the place they prefer is in my evil ünderwear They're a different kind of breed and their hunger is strong Better kiss your lucky star I'm not wearing a thong
Monstrous and malicious, toxic and unclean Inhuman, inbreed, red and green Disfigured and deformed, they crawl, they breed Rotting and raving, they hunger, they need
Your worst nightmare is living where the sun don't shine In the dark is where they hide, waiting for the night to come Flesh-eating, crusty creatures living in your knickers There's no goddamn way in hell you can stop these evil critters
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Beware Beware Of The Ünderwear! Beware Beware! Beware Beware Of The Ünderwear! Beware Beware!