In hope of fun and girls we sail to the east But the rumor has it there lives a horrible beast After a long time we noticed in sight Not one but two monsters were in a fight
The captain said: Enjoy the show!Watch who wins Let's sell their trophies, we'll live like kings One of them dies pull it's head on the board Take it to the market for loads of gold
Show no mercy kill it you bitch! We cut its head off and we'll be rich. Show no mercy 'n get our treasure If you'd be quick thad would be pleasure.
Listen my men! Look at this two great enemies Of the sailors!See these legendary creatures! They have been decreasing our numbers, Killing our fellowers so long. But now they ar fighting against each other. Let us be patient during this battle. Wait!Until one of them is dead! Than we will take the looser's head. The emperor will give us tonns of treasure. We will live like kings forever.Or better! Like gods.
So we just watched and made our bets Kraken or Cthulhu will sink to the depths Our minds are full of rum'n pictures of wealth 'Till these fuckers battle to the bloody death
The match lasts since many days now One of them should die in no time somehow As we waiting for the morderous hit We're tired, hungry and thirsty as shit
The Kraken won, Cthulhu lost the battle For his victory let's open the last bottle. The corpse is sunken, there's nothing to offer The captain has lied to us, he deserves to suffer!
Where's The Head, Captain? Where Is It? We sacraficed our last 40 days for nothing?!?! Now you will suffer... Pals! Bind his legs and arms!Let's keelhaul this fucker! To the plank with him!Say "hello" to Cuthulhu in our name! We hope the emperor will pay a lot Of gold for a corpse of a famous pirate captain!
Show no mercy and keelhaul that bitch! Give him to the cityguards and we'll be rich. Show no mercy and spit in his face! And get the fuck off from this cursed place.