I don't like haggis I don't like booze That's ok its what i choose I don't have a girl Cause I'm a bum Thats ok they cost a ton
That's ok Well that's ok We don't need them anyway That's ok Well that's ok We don't need them anyway Go!
I don't do drugs I don't smoke pipes That's because I have a life I milk my cow I milk my pig You wanna stop me That the girls all dig
That's ok Well that's ok We don't need them anyway That's ok Well that's ok We don't need them anyway Go!
(spoken) So how's it goin' Ingus McCloud
(spoken) Arr not so good. I bought myself a pretty bird but the darn thing turned out to be woodpecker. That thing peckered a hole in the bottom of me boat and we sunk down to Davy Jones.
(spoken) Davy Jones you say?
(spoken) Arr
(spoken) How's that fellow doing anyway?
(spoken) Ah the old dog? He's not doing so well. He's dead. He had his throat cut from ear to ear.
(spoken) You don't say?
(spoken) Arr. Bad luck for that fool
(sung) I say That's ok Well Thats ok We don't need them anyway That's ok Well that's ok We don't need them anyway Go!