You had great tantric sex With him So great He opened up your eyes Real wide You realized all these mystic things yeah You didn’t end up with him ‘Cause he had a girlfriend And your morals are too high And you respect other women so much So you got stuck
You ended up with me You got stuck with me
You’re a big fine, sexy girl So great and smart and beautiful I feel so small and weak and useless Percy Sledge said it best Kill Michael Bolton Da da da da da da da da da da I am a miserable, jealous bastard Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah