Flem's Dad - The Legend Of Sailcat | Текст песни

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There's danger out on the nations' roads
They're paved with snakes and flattened toads,
And truckers drive in rigs so big
They can flatten a cow, or a horse, or a manatee
And those who survive are a lucky few,
But there's one brave cat who made it through
And I'm here to tell the tale to you of Sailcat
Sailcat? Sailcat

He was huntin' for mouse to feed his face,
When strange radiation from outer space
Turned him into a super invincible cat
When a truck ran him down with a hideous splat!
Ah, he couldn't be killed, but he still could be squished
And he lay in the passing lane shakin' his fist
Then some kids helped him fly with a flick of the wrist
And that was the birth of Sailcat
Sailcat. Sailcat


He rolled after that truck like a buzz saw unleashed,
And he sliced it in two like a knife through a peach
One truck half took the high road, the other the low
And the message went out on CB radio:
"Breaker, breaker, lookout, watch your back
Be afraid there's a Frisbee-like cat who's a mighty sharp blade."
So the feared and revered reputation was made of Sailcat
Sailcat. Sailcat

He's been known to cut Redwoods and stop a whole fleet
when a family of tapeworms was crossing the street
And when Mom's having trouble with Thanksgiving plans
he has even dropped by to help open some cans
And when someone's depressed or has had a bad day
He inherently knows just the right thing to say
"Don't be depressed, Cow! People loves you because you're big, fat and ugly! Go with it!"
Then he'll ask for a toss and be on his way .... He's sailcat!
Sailcat!

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