Everyone In Thneedville It’s a brand new day Can’t see the sun, but we like it that way Here in get more than we need-ville in Thneedville You’re never alone MAN ‘Cause you’ve always got the stuff that you own. WOMAN I just got my baby a phone EVERYONE In Thneedville! Where the smog is real MAINTENANCE WORKERS And all the trees are made of plastic and steel EVERYONE Here in growing like a weed-ville In Thneedville Where the buildings all grow ( Where the buildings all grow) And the streetlights sprout and the chemicals flow LITTLE BOY I just went swimming, and now I glow! EVERYONE Just one place has stayed the same The hill that bears our founder’s name A tradition we maintain CONSTRUCTION WORKER Soon to become a pizza chain! EVERYONE Pizza Chain! Pizza Chain! Ooh look! It’s Aloysius O Hare (Aloysius O Hare) The man who bottled-up fresh air And became a zillionaire ALOYSIUS O HARE Everyone round here works for me I sell them something they should get for free We live in perfect harmony EVERYONE In Thneedville! In Thneedville! Hip-hooray! Hip-Hooray! Hip-hip-hooray! TED All I’ve ever wanted is a Whoozit Except for the time that I wanted a scooter. A cellphone, a trombone, a laptop computer A sports car, an SUV, robot that looks like me, A broad sword, a surfboard, a gas-powered sled, A little pet monkey that dance on my head, But this, this is totally different Cause all I ever wanted in my life is the stuff that i don’t have EVERYONE In Thneedville! It’s a brand new day! TED All I ever wanted is the stuff that I don’t have EVERYONE Can’t see the sun, but we like it that way Here in get more than we need-ville TED Want it terribly! EVERYONE In Thneedville! TED Want it horribly! EVERYONE You’re never alone. TED All I ever wanted is the stuff that I don’t have EVERYONE Cause you’ve always got the stuff that you own. TED Where is the stuff that i haven’t had? EVERYONE Here in spend until you bleed-ville Growing like a weed-ville Please don’t mention greed-ville We’re happy here in... Thneedville!