Friends sing together, la, la, la, la Friends do things together, la, la, la, la Friends laugh together, ha, ha, ha, ha Friends make graphs together, la, la, la, la
Friends help you when you're in danger Friends are people who are not strangers Friends help you shift into a new place Tell you if you've got food on your face
Friends are the ones on whom you can depend He's my friend, he's not my friend Friends are the ones who are there in the end He's my friend, they're not my friends
If you trip over I'll catch you fall If you kick my dick I won't break your balls If you get drunk and vomit on me I'll make sure you get home safely
If you cross the road and a truck struck you I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you I'll cheer you up if your depressed If you get murdered I'll avenge your death
Friends walk together, la, la, la, la Pop and lock together, zhu, zu, zee zhu Me and him together, la, la, la, la Me and Jim forever
Friends go jogging at the track Friends borrow money never pay it back Friends do not let friends to crack Friends go out and grab a snack
Friends drink beer in the sun And like girlfriends that don't mind if you have more than one Friends tell you when your fly's undone Murry your fly's undone
My uncle John had a special friend They dressed alike his name was Ben I've never seen two friends like them They were very, very friendly men