We travel the board of sexual frustration, joined by a common bond. We lurk real hard 'till ejaculation or our general is dead and gone.
We're virgins forever, wizards together! We're cloppers and not much more. We can't have porn so we'll learn to write better! We're Anons to the core.
There's no place that I'd rather be, than shitpostin' here on /mlp/. Generals all around, won't you join and see? As we troll out across 4chan!
We're autists forever, edgy together! We're angsty but mostly bored. If mods fucked off, this place would get better! We're Anons to the core.
We're masters of clop, we're plushie thieves. Any cliche writefags manage with ease. We're here for each other 'till next season, watch out for Scruffy because IT BEGINS
Weeeeooohh!!
We love drama more than Purple Tink, and up at the conventions all we do is drink. Equestria Girls makes me sad to think how we'll never get off this ride.
We're Anons forever, Anons together! We're family but so much more! No matter what comes we will face the weather! We're Anons to the core.