Now, Rainbow my dear, I cannot express my delight It's abundantly clear That somewhere out here Is a pet that will suit you just right I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules It's of utmost importance The pet that I get Is something that's awesome and cool Awesome,cool, got it. I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me Sure! How 'bout a bunny? They're cutsey and wutsey and quick as can be Cutsey? Wutsey? Have you even met me? Rainbow have faith You see, I will bet you Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you C'mon, the sky's the limit! Sky is good. I'd like it to fly. Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over him. Yes he does. Aww, look, he likes you! Pass. I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide There are otters and seals With massive appeal Otters and seals do not fly. Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water. That's it. I'm outta here. Wait! There must be a pet here That will fit the ticket How 'bout a ladybug or a cute cricket? Bigger. And cooler. Bigger. Cooler. Right. I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash Meet your new fabulous pet Squirrely It's just a squirrel. Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel! ...Yeah. So, like I was saying. Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it I need a pet to keep up with me Something awesome, something flying With coolness that defies gravity I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly. Ya think? I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly Better, but cooler. I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan? There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that. There are falcons and eagles They are both quite regal Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat Now you're talking. But instead of just one stand out, now that's too many. So many choices, and such riches a-plenty Not a bad problem to have if you ask me. The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too D'you have something in a yellow striped bat? No, I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you What to do, what to do. Ahh! A prize! That's it! There's really just one way To find out which animal's best Hold a contest, of speed, agility and guts That will put each pet to the test Don't forget style, that should be considered Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter The one who is awesome and cool Just like me Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best So a contest we will see Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet In the world for me May the games begin