A little bit pretentious A little southern pride A little bit of Cash to mask my Sensitive side
A healthy dose of heartache A teaspoon of insane A sweet taste for murder Spurred on by Video Games
(Wownowowowowowownow)
I’m coming at you on a PanAmerica Flight from kingdom come The Almighty gave His only one begotten son
I’m the strain on the face of a liar I’m the flame on a funeral pyre Introducing the very best Pleased to meet you, Johnny West
I’m a tidal wave coming right at you I met the devil in an online chat room And he and I are going bat-to-bat soon So we’ll see who comes out on top
A Chupacabra in a pair if Chuck Taylor’s Been number one since mom went into labor Take me home and I will be your sailor I’ll make you scream I’m the cream of the crop
(Wownowowowowowownow)
I’m coming at you on a PanAmerica Flight from kingdom come The Almighty gave His only one begotten son
I’m the strain on the face of a liar I’m the flame on a funeral pyre Introducing the very best Pleased to meet you, Johnny West
I’m the anchor rockin the boat I’m the anger in the back of your throat You wanna step up? Well I’ve got to confess that I never back down I’m Johnny West
I’ve got a winning complexion I’ve got a pretty face I got a pension for hate And I’m gonna instate my master race:
You gotta have emotion You need a beating heart You gotta have “the look” You need a big black book” You gotta tear it apart
I’m the strain on the face of a liar I’m the flame on a funeral pyre Introducing the very best Pleased to meet you, Johnny West
I’m the anchor rockin the boat I’m the anger in the back of your throat You wanna step up? Well I’ve got to confess that I never back down I’m Johnny West