The overwhelming scientific evidence Pointing towards evolutionary processes Is something put in place by him. He is made of spaghetti and meatballs He flies through the universe touching thing with his noodly appendage You have been touched, I have been touched We are his children, the pastafarians Past-hallelujah! Forget Darwin, let him cleanup your mind Feel the joy of knowing the truth. Feel the power of his balls
His only enemy is common sense You will never find it here We ‘re useless and we need a guide Let him fill our empty brains